Funny search hit of the day

"Optometrist hit by lightening" : For the record, it wasn't me...

And, I still have no DSL at work. *argh!* My front desk did got postal on Verizon today and so we got our entire month comped. Yay! They also PROMISED us it would be there tomorrow. After the Overstock.com fiasco.. I'll believe it when I see it.